The Deformed Thief
What a deformed thief this fashion is. —Much Ado About Nothing, Act III scene iii
In addition to being lazy, I’m a bit light-headed at the moment (fasting, you know) so instead of applying myself to writing a post, I’ll just make do with this. Who has not committed some dreadful fashion faux pas? In the past, obviously: we’re all far too suave now (although I do have my doubts about the advisability of Mowbray’s plaid plus-fours).
Were any of us quite as deluded as Gary, whose capacious denim loons, form-fitting cheesecloth shirt, blow-dried locks, close-clipped beard and hip-shot pouting bring back the horrors of the 70s? Erm…Probably.
Let’s have verse on your own fashion Waterloo.